Ace Ventura In Africa |best| Direct
(in a terrible African accent) Ah, greetings, my new friends! Ace Ventura at your service! (he attempts to do a little dance) I'm here to find that bat, and I won't rest until I do!
It’s been years, but we’re still talking about: 🦁 The epic opening with the raccoon (RIP). 🦏 Ace communing with the animals in the wild. 🦇 The "White Devil" running through the jungle. 🙏 The "Monopoly Guy" scene that lives rent-free in our heads. ace ventura in africa
Change my mind.
“Yep. Hybrid. Zebra and… hamster ? No, that’s crazy.” He pulled a tiny monocle from his neon Hawaiian shirt. “But I’ve seen crazier. Last Tuesday, a goldfish framed a ferret for embezzlement.” (in a terrible African accent) Ah, greetings, my new friends
Ace bursts into a clearing, where he finds a group of animals, including a baboon in a suit. It’s been years, but we’re still talking about:
(stunned) What in the world...? (he approaches the baboon) You're... you're dressed like a businessman!
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