(defensively) Hey, they're just trying to make a living, man. And they're really good at it too. I mean, have you seen their pirate ships? They're like, super fast and stuff.
(reading) "Crew of the USS Enterprise: Abandon Ship. This vessel is now under the control of the Somali Pirates Association." south park somalian pirates episode
The episode begins with Eric Cartman misinterpreting news reports about Somalian piracy. Ignorant of the poverty and violence driving the modern crisis, Cartman believes piracy has returned to its "golden age" of swashbuckling adventure, treasure maps, and rum. (defensively) Hey, they're just trying to make a living, man