I'd Kick You Bdscr ((full)) | If I Had Legs

The robot—a heavy-duty Bertholdt-Class Demolitions and Salvage Construct, Registry 4—loomed in the shadows. It was a hulking mass of rusted steel and industrial plating, standing twelve feet tall. It had manipulator arms that could crush a dropship and a reinforced chassis built to withstand collapsing buildings.

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